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Part the TWENTY-FOURTH [29 Mar 2006|02:21pm] Thursday 10th July, Year of the Aardvark ( Exam results... ) 1 scrawl|Bow to me, minion

Part the TWENTY THIRD [22 Mar 2006|04:25pm] ( Back to School... ) 1 scrawl|Bow to me, minion

Part the TWENTY SECOND [17 Oct 2005|09:03am] ( The triumphal departure... ) 3 scrawls|Bow to me, minion

Part the TWENTY-FIRST (2) [05 Oct 2005|10:15am] Monday 30th June, Year of the Aardvark ( Happy Birthday... ) Bow to me, minion

Part the TWENTY-FIRST [04 Oct 2005|12:24pm] Delayed in honour of the passing of Ronnie Barker. I don't want to be humourous today. Bow to me, minion

Part the TWENTIETH [03 Oct 2005|02:22pm] It's late. I know. And I got moaned at by cave_gary... Sunday 29th June, Year of the Aardvark Mother today came to 'speak' to me at the bar. Seems that people are talking, saying that they believe I was behind Grunts death. I REALLY want to congratulate them for not being the slack jawed idiots that I believed them to be, but if I get arrested I'll probably fail the term and have to start again. Therefore I have denied everything and even managed a tear at Grunts cremation today. I was quite proud of that, even when a passing seagull shit on the pyre. I do however agree with the point of her talk - I have outstayed my welcome. I can’t believe that I spent my entire life here. It's so tiny! Tomorrow is my birthday. I have promised that I will leave after that. Apart from that, nothing else happened. I went mudslapping with Dreg but he kept looking at me in a funny way so I gave up and came home. Tomorrow I think I will have to do something special for my seventeeth. I might have to go have a chat with that wierd kid Phen tonight. (c) Tony Lee 2005 All Rights Reserved 1 scrawl|Bow to me, minion

An introduction [18 Sep 2005|04:29pm] I've noticed a few new additions to the friends list who I don;t recognise, so I thought I'd do a quick welcome. Hi, I'm Tony, and I'm a 35 year old comics and novel writer living in the midlands. This is one of my three livejournals, on my main one, reverend2001 I post daily 'messages from God' because I have fun doing them. If you're on my friends level you get more personal comments and reflections, just comment on a post and I might friend you. Pictures of girls looking cute are always appreciated as bribes. I have a second livejournal at _tonylee_ where I update with news on my writing career. This is usually a feed from my website's news feed, but often I'll ask opinions and show previews of art that the website viewers don't see. Once again, although most of the posts are public (ie anyone can read) - I will occasionally give secret titbits to friends, so remember to friend that one. It also gives me an idea who's reading what. Thirdly, I'm serialising an old story of mine - Diary of a Despot - here in an attempt to kick my arse into gear and finish it. I try yo have it updated currently every weekday. Start at the bottom and work your way up. You don't have to be friended to get this one, but by doing so it ensures you don't miss an issue and I also know how many people are reading it. I have a website at tony lee dot co dot uk where I do most of my work pimping. I have pretty pictures and news and things like that. Finally, I do a weekly column at Silver Bullet Comics called 'It's only a Comic'. Go read. So that's me. Who are you? and how did you find me, if we've never met? That's it, really. 8 scrawls|Bow to me, minion

[16 Sep 2005|09:42am] ( The triumphant 'return'... ) 1 scrawl|Bow to me, minion

Part the EIGHTEENTH [15 Sep 2005|10:12am] ( Exam woes... ) 1 scrawl|Bow to me, minion

Part the SEVENTEENTH [14 Sep 2005|10:19am] Monday 2nd June, Year of the Aardvark One week to go, and we've finished our revision. The body of Mr Drockett was found yesterday. He's the man who wrote the exams. It seems that he felt so bad at putting us all through these difficult tests that he committed suicide by chewing off his own leg and then, whilst waiting for loss of blood to finish him, managed to crawl up to his own bedroom where he proceeded to cut off his remaining limbs with a small machete. I can only guess how he managed the final arm, possibly with the blade in his teeth. I made a heartfelt plea at the announcement that we should all attempt to gain the best marks possible in the exam as a tribute to a fine teacher. Everyone clapped and I swear that the teachers were impressed, even the ones who don't trust me. Stumpy, Thwang and myself expect to do very, very well. (c) Tony Lee 2005 All Rights Reserved 1 scrawl|Bow to me, minion

Part the SIXTEENTH [13 Sep 2005|09:16am] ( Revision time... ) 2 scrawls|Bow to me, minion

Part the FIFTEENTH [12 Sep 2005|01:54pm] ( Squeal to the police... ) Bow to me, minion

UPDATE [07 Sep 2005|12:38am] Normal service will be resumed this week. Sorry for the delay. Bow to me, minion

ON HOLD... [25 Aug 2005|09:08am] Diary of a Despot is on hold until I get back on Monday. But, rather than cry at the loss, why don;t you use this post to reply to, tell me what you like, don't like etc? And take the time to gather more minions friended readers to the site! 5 scrawls|Bow to me, minion

Part the FORTEENTH [24 Aug 2005|10:21am] Tuesday 22nd April, Year of the Aardvark ( A familliar mirror... ) Bow to me, minion

Part the FOURTEENTH [22 Aug 2005|08:31am] Saturday 5th April, Year of the Aardvark Stumpy did his test today. Passed with flying colours. Frendlefoot asked to be transferred. He is now apparently seconded to the diplomatic corps. Possibly a good contact to keep, so I gave him a good sendoff along with a personal gift - a small phial of deathache sap to 'help him with his promotion prospects'. He smiled. Well, I think it was a smile; it might have been a fear-filled grimace. Still, not to worry, I managed to get one of the magical recording devices to record the gift. If he doesn't help me when I need him to, I'll just kill some of his superiors with deathache and then pass the recording to his manager. Apparently next week we start practicing with more magical items. Can’t wait to see what I can do with those. (c) Tony Lee 2005 All Rights Reserved Bow to me, minion

Part the THIRTEENTH [18 Aug 2005|09:35am] Wednesday 2nd April, Year of the Aardvark ( The poisons practical... ) 16 scrawls|Bow to me, minion

Part the TWELFTH [17 Aug 2005|09:23am] Monday 17th March, Year of the Aardvark ( Graduation Day... ) Bow to me, minion

Part the ELEVENTH [16 Aug 2005|08:35am] Sunday 16th March, Year of the Aardvark ( A tragic accident... ) 3 scrawls|Bow to me, minion

Part the TENTH [15 Aug 2005|10:00am] Saturday 15th March, Year of the Aardvark ( A visiting priest.. ) Bow to me, minion

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